2007年10月6日 星期六

17世紀 鄭成功與荷蘭人小丑面具 / 17th CENTURY DUTCH CLOWNs.





Although Ren Jian Bao puppet theater is officially on hiatus, we thought it would be fun to teach this workshop at the Chia Nan University in Tainan County. The students are going to go up to Taipei this month to participate in the big Dream Parade, and me and Yuchi helped them create their parade team. We made 9 big masks and a bunch of props. I've been reading up on Taiwan history, so the concept is based on local Tainan history--a team of giant head 17th century dutch clowns. They arrive in Tainan in 1624 and start doing what the 17th century dutch did best--build forts, bully the locals, buy and sell stuff, try to tax everyone they can, and teach their stupid religion to the aboriginals. Our big head dutch have a cow with them pulling a cart full of big blocks which they use to build a fort, and then Jheng Chenggong shows up and boots their asses outta here in 1662. We made all this stuff in just 8 days. I'm really proud of these kids--I taught them a lot of new stuff, using a lot of unfamiliar materials--they had never done anything like this before, and we really made some beautiful things and had a lot of fun. They are going to have a really strong parade team with lots of history and lots of shtick. Ja yo!

雖然我們搬家了,也不作戲, 不過前兩天剛結束一個工作坊,
幫助嘉南藥理大學的學生, 在短短短短短八天內,
設計了他們要去台北夢想嘉年華遊行的主題.
以台南歷史鄭成功趕跑荷蘭人為故事. 做了面具服裝等等.

很短ㄋㄟ, 才八天ㄋㄟ, 學生每天利用晚上到午夜做的,
而且他們完全沒有經驗, 第一次接觸玉米粉的魔力.
但很可愛不是嗎!?

NO SHOWS NOW!! BABY IS COMING SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. Maybe you were wondering what is going on with the Ren Jian Bao puppet theater. Well, we've taken a little hiatus. Me and Yuchen have moved down to Tainan City to have a baby. Here--I drew this picture about it:



There are a couple of things in the drawing that bear explanation. The chinese character on the sign with the arrow is nan which means south. And the caveman with the mohawk and the uke is speaking spanish--he's saying, "Baby, don't complain. You see--that's what happens to you for sleeping without panties. You pig!" Ha ha. Also note another thing about this drawing--check out how much Yuchen's titties have grown since she got pregnant! What luck! If I had known about this before I would have started knocking chicks up a long time ago. Listen, if you are lucky enough to have a nice girlfriend or boyfriend, why don't you get off your computer and go fuck now--without a condom. You can always come back and read this later.

So anyway, now me and Yuchi are enjoying life in Tainan City, and find ourselves very busy with lots of heavy nesting.

Meanwhile, Tomas, our favorite Mexican, has gone off to make giant puppets in france with a bunch of frenchmen. Fucking gabachos! Anyway, he's hoping to learn a lot of new skills from these guys, and we expect him back in March. We miss you, Tomas! Come back soon!

The baby will be popping out real soon, and then we'll have a new little puppeteer on our team. And we'll keep you posted on our new shows and activities as they come up.

各位朋友!

我們搬新家了! (其實已經搬了非常久,自七月開始...)
人間包現在因為有新成員即將誕生(其實是有小寶寶其將誕生),
所以我們短期內都不會有戲.

再會了! 朋友!!

2007年6月26日 星期二

7/13 New Poster!!


7月13號(五) 8:00 PM
La llorona: The Weeping Woman / 哭泣的女人

預售一周前開售 accepting reservation from 7/6
Ticket price/ 票價:
reservation price/ 預售:300 NTD(with a drink/ 附飲料)
at the door/ 現場350 NTD(with a drink/ 附飲料)

venue: Kafka on the Shore
地點: 海邊的卡夫卡
Address/地址:台北市羅斯福路三段244巷2號2F(淡水線公館站、台電大樓旁)
2F , No.2 , Lane 244 , Sec 3 , Roosevelt Rd , Taipei
(close to MRT GongGuan or Taipower Building station)
Tel/ 電話:02-23641996

劇照搶先看 / La Llorona photo show:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/renjianbaotheater/sets/72157600545713042/

2007年6月19日 星期二

7/13 黑色星期五 8pm. 人間包 RenjianBao One Only Gig in Taipei.




7月13號(五) 8:00 PM
La llorona: The Weeping Woman / 哭泣的女人

預售一周前開售 accepting reservation from 7/6
Ticket price/ 票價:
reservation price/ 預售:300 NTD(with a drink/ 附飲料)
at the door/ 現場350 NTD(with a drink/ 附飲料)

venue: Kafka on the Shore
地點: 海邊的卡夫卡
Address/地址:台北市羅斯福路三段244巷2號2F(淡水線公館站、台電大樓旁)
2F , No.2 , Lane 244 , Sec 3 , Roosevelt Rd , Taipei
(close to MRT GongGuan or Taipower Building station)
Tel/ 電話:02-23641996


各位大人們, 早早把你的孩子送上床吧, 這是一場你從沒見過的偶戲.
Okay, parents--put the kids to bed. PG time is over. It's a puppet show like no other puppet show you've ever seen:

哭泣的女人 "La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"

結合墨西哥歷史文化與鬼故事的黑色喜劇.
Part Weird Mexican Ghost Story. Part historical black comedy.

一場愛的悲劇, 一個古老永恆的詛咒, 這一切, 是由西班牙大舉進軍殖民墨西哥所引起的.
A tragic tale of love, loss and eternal damnation, set against the backdrop of the Spanish conquest of Mexico.

在此要對保守又傳統的父母們提出警告:
以人間包的立場我們覺得這齣戲是適合全齡觀賞.不過再這齣戲裡包含了人偶暴力,人偶殺戮,人偶強暴,血腥,嘔吐.對墨西哥原住民文化的摧毀,還有說話不乾淨的豬.
We, the puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao feel this show is pretty okay for kids of all ages. But be forewarned: This show contains scenes of puppet on puppet violence, puppet murder, puppet rape, blood, puke, the destruction of proud indigenous cultures, and a potty-mouthed pig.

這場表演將由西班牙文,中文,與英文共同呈現, 只要你懂其中一種, 就可以懂全部.
This show is presented in Spanish, Chinese and English. If you speak any one of those languages this show is for you.

我們還有一人樂隊挑梁演出, 獨家運用14種樂器, 光是看他也很有趣:)
And our 14-piece one-man band is not to be missed. Seeing Kevin play the drums with his feet is already worth the price of admission.

演員/cast: Adam Ende.Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez,XiaoMo/但唐謨,YuChen/禹辰
樂手/musician: Kevin.
製作/Produce: 人間包偶戲院/RenjianBao Puppet theater
Kafka on the Shore blog/ 海邊卡夫卡部落格
http://kafkabythe.blogspot.com/



foto by MiaoRu

2007年6月15日 星期五

又有觀眾“落跑“ :o

前幾天,有對夫婦與他們的小孩很喜歡La Llorona這齣戲於是出資邀我們
去立人國小演出,有兩班的小朋友與他們的老師一起來觀賞. 他們的英文
老師是住在南非的白人. 戲才看到一半, 他們兩位就跑了, 據說臉上的神情
也不好看. 是看到哪一段呢, 是看到La Llorona被一位西班牙士兵強姦,
耶穌在一旁“顯靈“的那一段, 事後家長跟我說, 那兩位是虔誠的教徒, 且剛好
與歐洲殖民南非的情況相仿. 於是他們看不下去了......

;o

不過, 總之, 謝謝這對開明有趣的夫婦, 這位先生很有趣, 他是位婦產科醫生,
據說他太太有第一胎時, 他可是緊張的不得了, “每一天“都照超音波看自己
的小孩喔......

2007年6月7日 星期四

偶(嘔)戲欣賞(1).-The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California

看完後, 可以有句很棒的title是:

I Love You Dead Bitch.

這齣戲正是我們之前在人間包小電影週放的影片之一,
是亞當在美國911那年後所作的秀,
well, it's nothing to do with 911 tough.

劇名叫 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.

不過巧的是我書看得很少, 卻偏偏對這個短篇印象深刻,
我說這是個很悲傷的故事, Tony雖是個無賴卻懂浪漫也有真性情.

video link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3j-yJQ3IU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80WYILzBFs8






and this is Bukowski



it's a great photo, right?!

Modest Mouse 早期也有首歌叫Bukowski, 用斑鳩琴而不用電吉他真是好決定.
see parts of the lyrics:

Well see what you wanna see. You should see it all.
Well take what you want from me. You deserve it all.

2007年6月6日 星期三

NEWS!! 人間包表演行程 / RenjianBao Schedule

在海邊卡夫卡的表演是人間包短期內的最後一場,
目前行程全部結束, 準備南遷台南,
另外有團員待產, 處理簽證延期, 結婚, 等重大人生事宜.
陸續處理完後將會有新的作品.
請等候我們的消息.

再見!!!!!!


no currently shows.

Special thank to Almu

alright, it's my fault,
we forget thank to our beautiful Spanish girl friend Almu,
she made a wonderful beautiful Aztec god in our "La Llorona" show



so great right?! the photo shot by her friend.
and here is her friend's blog in Spanish,
http://taiwantour-guille.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-show.html
some good pictures about La Llorona.

2007年6月5日 星期二

包皮皮包在高雄的"子宮"加演!/ One more Foreskin show in KaohSiung!



Date: 6/22 (Fri) 8pm.
ticket / 票價: 200 Ntd. only/ w/a drink
place/ 地點: 高雄市苓雅區和平一路248號3樓
3F, No.248, HePing 1st Rd. LingYa District, KaohSiung City.
tel: 0912-712-602

包皮皮包在高雄的唯一一場演出!!

在一個叫做"子宮"的複合式空間, 這個場地名聽起來很特別不是嗎?
高雄的朋友們, 龐克硬漢少年們! 快來看這唯一一場在高雄的包皮秀吧,
有偶戲又有搖滾樂, 看我們把"月亮代表我的心"改成催情又暴力,
或是來瞧瞧孕婦打鼓, :o !!!!
警告大家別一邊看秀一邊吃東西, 否則怕你會噴到你女友的臉上喔!!
上次在地下社會表演時, 就有人笑到不能克制, 連我聽到他的笑聲
都快笑場了!

請看包皮皮包的簡介:

由人間包偶戲院的成員藉由偶戲, 龐克樂與錄像帶領大家進行
一趟"世界文化之旅",有台灣情歌,孫悟空與墨西哥醉漢,
還有美國知名鄉村女歌手Dolly Parton的介紹;還有我們
的主秀:"包皮皮包"。透過這齣戲我們探索奇俗"割禮",戲
中有一群兒童反抗軍為了拯救小寶寶被割包皮的命運,
勇敢前進台北101揭發"國際反性愛間諜組織"的陰謀,
反而被國家視為兒童恐怖份子,但大家都不知道的是,
在割包皮的背後居然是跟大量金錢的黑市交易有關,
連台灣的政治人物也捲入這場兒童大屠殺的風暴,
這麼kuso的劇情, 千萬別錯過了.


另外子宮他們也為了 Foreskin Show 重作了一張海報,
非常非常GAY!! 他們怎麼知道我們的成員不管男生女生都很GAY?!
very funny!!



The Foreskin Show only one gig in KaohSiung !

Hello!

dear white guy, black guy, gay gus , lesbos!
if u live in KaohSiung, this is the only chance for u to see
this Foreskin Show , please bring ur friends come to have
a drink and watch the show relax on Fri night . this is not
a puppet show for kids, we made this show for people who
can't decide their foreskin destiny! see our description of
the show:

The Foreskin Show:

A multi-media world culture tour featuring puppets,
punk rock, videoand other suprises. The tour takes
us back to ancient china with a ballad about Monkey
King's rebellion in Heaven, then we travel to Mexico
with a mariachi song about a poor drunk guy minding
his own business who gets beat up by the cops.
And we even throw in some Dolly Parton material.

Our feature presentation: "The Foreskin Show" or
"Bao Pi Pi Bao" explores the fascinating and bizarre world
of ritual circumcision, and our crack team of investigative
reporters uncover a secret insidious anti-sex conspiracy
with its offices right here in Taipei City. The plot centers
around a group of child terrorists who are kidnapping baby
boys from hospitals and jewish homes around the world to
save their foreskins from circumcision. What these children
don't know is that there is big money being made in the
illegal trade of foreskins on the black market, and powerful
people with a vested interest in the continued popularity of
circumcision.

人間包 La Llorona 被包養 !

6/8 ( 四 ) 1pm. at RenjianBao Theater.
Extra gig for 鶯歌陶瓷博物館的館員們.

thank u ! 我們有空也想去鶯歌玩!!

2007年6月2日 星期六

人間包的廁所 / RenJianBao's bathroom

Ryan, the waiter at the Tree Cafe down the street, comes over to our
theater to take a shit all the time. At first everyone thought this
was kind of weird, but then we realized that it's because white guys
hate to squat when they shit. Ha ha!

Ryan says, "It's the best bathroom in Taiwan!"

Come on over and see for yourselves. You can check out our puppets,
and don't miss the fascinating reading material on the bathroom wall!

Cabron 生活照

Cabron 就是演 “La Llorona“ 裡的一個大壞蛋,
在戲院裡愛搞怪!


cabron 煮飯


cabron 喝醉

2007年5月28日 星期一

人間包小電影週! RenJianBao Movie Week!!

嗨!
人間包偶戲院這星期又有特別秀, 我們將要播放一些噁心的偶戲短片!!

Sat 6/2 2pm & 7pm
Sun 6/3 2pm

1. 偶戲現場演!
劇名 "狐狸發現玉米小史" -
這個故事來自阿茲提克神話,戲裡的主角有大家最喜歡而且說話不乾淨的豬,
而且別錯過了真的會放屁(要親眼看到你才知道她的奧妙)的狐狸喔!

2. 短片(一)
劇名 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.

3. 短片(二)
劇名 "在法律之前" -
好吧, 這齣戲其實不太噁心, 算是挺文學的作品, 改編自卡夫卡的小說, 大家都
安靜下來吧, 讓我們來看看這齣寂靜的作品.

4. 短片(三)
劇名 "植髮狂潮" -
這齣以梅爾.吉伯遜為主角的愚蠢偶戲, 是由一名美國人丹尼所作, 在我們決定
放映"植髮狂潮"後, 才發現原來他的另一作品是“南方公園“中相當勁暴犀利
的一集: "Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag " ,剛好是我們最愛的短篇之一.
太好了!我們將要在這個鳥不生蛋的汐止市首度正式公映這齣粗俗的小品,
連丹尼他自己也興奮的在短短兩小時間跟我們來回email了十幾封信呢!!


最後, 週末別再待在家裡或是老是去同一個酒吧了,換點新鮮的, 移動你的屁股
來汐止晃晃吧. 我們的墨西哥大戲" La Llorona "只剩下最後三個星期了.

6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

有進一部問題或尋求交通資訊歡迎來電, (02) 2695 4113
人間包部落格: http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/



You are invited!

A special show this weekend only at the Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater.

Saturday, June 2 at 2pm & 7pm, and Sunday, June 3 at 2pm.

Because we care so much about you, our fans, we have decided to celebrate the coming of june and the delicious heat of summer with a weekend of short disgusting puppet shows and puppet movies.

Call 2695-4113 for more information and directions.

Check out what's on the bill:

"How Fox Brought Corn to the World"
Based on a funny aztec creation myth, this story features everyone's favorite potty-mouthed pig. Also don't miss our most amazing puppet invention ever--the incredible visible fart mechanism!

"The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California"
Based on the Charles Bukowski short story, find out what happens when a couple of drunks find a dead body and decide to take it home with them. We can't tell if this is very sad or very funny. Anyway, they used to throw shit at us when we'd do this show in Seattle.

"Before the Law"
Okay, this piece isn't disgusting--it's high-brow and literary. This Kafka parable has haunted me since my teens, really it must be spoken of only in hushed tones.

"The Passion of the Hairplugs"
This crass, obnoxious little puppet movie about Mel Gibson was made by Dani, who, I recently discovered, is the genious responsible for the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag episode of South Park. What an honor to it is for the stoopit and unworthy puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao to be able to present this great man's work right here in our own humble puppet theater in fucking Shijr City.

And don't be a fool. Come see La Llorona. Three more weekends in june!
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

for more info:
http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-512.html




2007年5月27日 星期日

Peace Festival.6/1 (五/Fri) - La Llorona show.

we are going to has a show at Peace Festival,
6/1 (五/Fri) 10pm - La Llorona show.

check out what they do and traffic info.
http://www.hopingforhoping.com/
http://www.hopingforhoping.com/gettingtherec.shtml

2007年5月25日 星期五

我們的家屬, 家鼠

哈! 這隻小老鼠很可愛吧, 正在偷吃起司.
他不過只是 La Llorona 中關於中南美洲玉米傳說的一個小角色,
只有演幾秒而已, 但是亞當做了好機天呢.

引用: 小 Mo's 最愛墨西哥!

這是小Mo寫的關於墨西哥與 La Llorona 的文章, 有趣的很, 從墨西哥食物到歌曲
到女鬼傳說到摔角殭尸電影, 全都包了包了! 推薦大家來瞧瞧.
http://blog.chinatimes.com/justsaymo/archive/2007/05/23/168921.html

還有這篇 “泰國同志新玩法“
好有趣喔! 去過泰國的人大概都體驗過泰國人的熱情純真奔放, 我們走在路上每天
都有人請我們停下來喝酒吃飯或是參加辦桌呢, 所以我幾乎完全相信感受到了小Mo
所介紹的泰國同志的熱情 , 真好玩, 香料四溢的國家, 絕對催情啊!而在泰國勢力如
日中天的同志文化, 據我們住在泰國朋友的敘述, 真是警察寧願去抓手機上是否有下
載色情動畫而動不了這些好同志呢!
http://blog.chinatimes.com/justsaymo/archive/2005/09/14/16411.aspx

另外聊一下戲院裡的外籍傭兵, 之前有位以色列年輕小廚師藉由“沙發衝浪“認識了我
的朋友“妙“進而認識了我們, 從此 ,他就離不開戲院了, 老是跟在亞當的屁股後面叨叨
敘敘的跟他說話, 每個星期都叫他在台灣認識的新朋友來看戲, 做泡菜給大家吃(這個
以色列人怎磨做起泡菜來勒?), 溜去墾丁春吶時就把護照留給亞當用了(大概是愛上
亞當了吧,也難怪, 亞當也是帥帥挺可愛的), 看來他很相信跟他同種族的同胞呢!

另外有位年僅16歲的少女蘇非, 她被她媽媽從西雅圖送來戲院跟我們一起生活工作一
個月, 在美國時, 她逃家, 絕對不是因為她的父母不夠酷, 而是因為她喜歡在街上流浪
刺激的生活, 所以她睡橋下, 吸毒, 喝酒, 偷東西, 乞討, 同時她又才華洋溢, 她做的小
木偶與配色都很出色, 對很多樂器跟事情都覺得新鮮好奇, 對她唯一需要小心注意的是
,如果把食物放在她眼前恐怕30秒就消失了!! 總結是呢, 我們很享受她在的時光,
也許我們要用戲院的名義登入“沙發衝浪“了, 所以會有更多的有趣的幫手!!
台灣的朋友們, 也歡迎你們加入啊!

這張照片是蘇非她做的 La Llorona 的小孩, 衣服是湯馬斯所作.

2007年5月24日 星期四

人間包的玉米娘娘 / RenJianBao's Corn Goddess




我們的玉米神是位娘娘, 她的黃金玉米乳與香甜玉米粒在早期給了墨西哥原住民
無窮的力量,製造出各式各樣的玉米食物, 人民賴此維生, 有了金色閃耀的阿茲提克文化,
而人間包的偶戲師父與戲子們呢, 則是拿玉米粉做糨糊來製作人偶道具,
我們愛玉米娘娘!!

而說到我們所使用的媒材, 我們有點小堅持就是盡量用廢棄物來製作, 像是工地的水泥
紙袋就是我們的最愛, 租俗又大碗, 那些厚厚的牛皮紙拿來作偶最好用了!而竹筷拿來
再利用也是應該的, 不知道為甚麼, 要錢的東西我們用來就是不順手, 撿大家不要的東西
多好啊, 順便減少廢棄物的囤積量, 雖然我們做的偶也沒幾頓重, 不過做多少算多少嘍.
來瞧瞧廉價藝術的宣言, 他們也是身體力行的環保人士呢.

這個宣言來自 Bread and Puppet
http://www.aisling.net/am/cheapart.htm

包皮皮包中的人偶回顧/The Foreskin Show's puppet portrait (2)


包皮皮包中的人偶回顧/The Foreskin Show's puppet portrait (1)





Anti "Anti-Sex Conspiracy" Pamphlet- 兒童反抗軍對"國際反性愛間諜組織"的宣戰 !!

這是我們的處女秀"包皮皮包"中的
兒童反抗軍對"國際反性愛間諜組織"的宣戰文宣 !!
在表演時由一群平均年齡在8歲左右的小朋友在現場遊行發給觀眾,
那一幕觀眾的表情真有趣,
因為誰都沒想到會真的有一群小朋友把整個觀眾席都化為舞台,
整個場子都熱起來了.!



全世界小孩團結在一起
停止割包皮的野蠻行為 

你知道嗎? 
在美國,醫生會為幫新生的嬰兒割掉包皮, 
但是並沒有人詢問過可憐無辜的嬰兒寶寶,問他們是不是也想割包皮 
移除包皮之後,老二的敏感度會永久降低 
他們的性生活都還沒開始,就已經被毀了 
而且,切掉包皮痛得要死 
誰該負責? 
不是醫生的錯,也不是猶太人的錯。幕後操縱的是國際反性愛間諜組織.。
他們才是痛很小雞雞的人。 
國際反性愛間諜組織已經滲透在世界各地 
可憐的猶太人,和上帝定了愚蠢的約定。也屈服在反性愛風潮中,
剛出生的猶太嬰兒,就被割掉了包皮。 
醫生也是反性愛的共謀者,多年來也在不斷宣導割包皮對健康的益處,全是一派胡言。 
恐懼性愛的可惡基督教,把婚前性行為視為罪惡,反對生育控制,提倡愚蠢的真愛運動。
更是這股反性愛行動中,聲音最大的幕後操縱者。 
中國儒家主張男女授受不親,認為射精會耗損元氣;
回教徒女性包裹全身,讓男性無法觀看,也都在助長反性愛的風氣。 
原本應該是開放自由的女性主義,也加入了可惡基督教的行列,無聊無謂地反對色情工業。 
色情業者本身也被反性愛風潮波及。割掉包皮的老二,充斥在色情片當中,
把割包皮塑造成全球性的儀式。某些男性戀者,也把割包皮當作一股流行風。

我們要告訴那些大人,我們受夠了!我們雖然還不知道性愛是甚麼,
但是我們知道我們想健康的長大,在積極樂觀的性愛世界中長大,雞雞萬歲!ㄋㄟㄋㄟ萬歲!!



BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! STOP CIRCUMCISION NOW!

Did you know?
* In America doctors routinely perform circumcisions on newborn baby boys before the baby even leaves the hospital.
* Nobody ever asks the poor helpless innocent little baby his opinion about circumcision.
* Removal of the foreskin reduces the sensitivity of the penis forever.
* Our sex lives are screwed up before they even get started.
* It hurts like hell to get you foreskin cut off!

Who is responsible?

It's not the jews' fault. Not even the doctors are to blame. It's the secret international anti-sex conspiracy
who are behind this--they are the only ones who hate the wiener so much.
The Anti-sex conspiracy has already infiltrated all parts of society:
* The poor jews were taken in by anti-sex forces from the very beginning when they made that dumb pact with god.
* The doctors have been complicit for years spreading lies that circumcision in a health issue.
* Of course the damn christians who are totally freaked out by sex have been major players in the anti-sex arena
with all their dopey ideas about how premarital sex is a sin, and that whole insane virgin birth notion.
* Frigging Buddhist monks aren't even supposed to touch women, fer chrissakes.
* The Chinese have this wacky idea that ejaculation diminishes the chi.
* The Muslims are afraid to even look at women, so they keep their women all wrapped up in those stupid veils and
robes.
* The feminists who you would expect to be more progressive in their thinking have joined forces with the damn
christians in their annoying fight against pornography.
* Even the porno industry itself has fallen under the spell of the anti-sex forces, featuring predominantly circumcised
cocks, which helps to create a worldwide cult of circumcision, and has led to the fashion circumcisions so popular in
the gay community of Taiwan today.

It's time for us kids to let the grownups know that we're fed up! We don't even know what
sex is yet, but we know we want to grow up in a healthy, sex-positive world. Hooray for penis!
Hooray for vagina! Hooray for titties!

2007年5月5日 星期六

人間包新戲"La Llorona"(哭泣的女人), 5/12 首演!






人間包偶戲院第二彈

"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"
中譯“哭泣的女人“
將於5/12日 下午2點首演.

這是一齣融合了墨西哥歷史與鬼故事的黑色喜劇, 由於西班牙軍隊大批進駐並殖民於墨西哥,使原本美麗的愛情, 化成為一個永恆的悲劇詛咒.

在此要對保守又傳統的父母們提出警告: 以人間包的立場我們覺得這齣戲是適合全齡觀賞.不過再這齣戲裡包含了人偶暴力,人偶殺戮,人偶強暴,血腥,嘔吐.對墨西哥原住民文化的摧毀,還有說話不乾淨的豬.


Ren Jian Bao Theater Presents:

"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"

Part Weird Mexican Ghost Story. Part historical black comedy. A tragic tale of love, loss and eternal damnation, set against the backdrop of the Spanish conquest of Mexico.

Warning for uptight parents: we, the puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao feel this show is pretty okay for kids of all ages. But be forewarned: This show contains scenes of puppet on puppet violence, puppet murder, puppet rape, blood, puke, the destruction of proud indigenous cultures, and a potty-mouthed pig.

{{ 場次/showtime }}

5/12 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/13 (sun) 2pm
5/19 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/20 (sun) 2pm
5/26 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/27 (sun) 2pm
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm

演員/cast: Adam Ende . Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez , XiaoMo/但唐謨, Sophia , YuChen/禹辰
樂手/musician: Kevin.
製作/Produce: 人間包偶戲院

地點: 人間包偶戲院 (夢想社區內)
汐止市康寧街541巷9號 電話: 02- 26954113
Email: doncablin@gmail.com

感謝/special thanks to: XiaoMo/但唐謨, Kevin, 妙如

2007年5月3日 星期四

5/6 人間包偶戲院 - 包皮皮包 "The Foreskin Show"







經過了五個星期 , 人間包戲院的處女秀"包皮皮包" 終於要暫時落幕了,
請把握最後一場表演, 5/6, 2pm, 就是這個星期日:o)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


人間包偶戲院

處女秀

"笑中帶淚 一團稀爛 敗壞 美麗的偶世界"
(語言綜合秀 以中文 英文 西班牙語綜合呈現)

RenJianBao Puppet Theater presents:

"Sad, Funny, Fucked Up, Beautiful Puppet World"
(a tri-lingual show in Chinese, English and Spanish)


人間包偶戲院是一座新的實驗劇場,座落於汐止市,
成員來自台灣,墨西哥,美國,而這場表演,將
由偶戲與龐克帶領大家進行一趟"世界文化之旅",有台灣
情歌,孫悟空與墨西哥醉漢,還有美國知名鄉村女歌手
Dolly Parton的介紹;還有我們的主秀:"包皮皮包"。
透過這齣戲我們探索奇俗"割禮",戲中有一群兒童反抗軍
為了拯救小寶寶被割包皮的命運,勇敢前進台北101揭發
"國際反性愛間諜組織"的陰謀,反而被國家視為兒童恐怖
份子,但大家都不知道的是,在割包皮的背後居然是跟大
量金錢的黑市交易有關,結局到底是呢?千萬別錯過了.

A multi-media world culture tour featuring puppets,
punk rock, videoand other suprises. The tour takes
us back to ancient china with a ballad about Monkey
King's rebellion in Heaven, then we travel to Mexico
with a mariachi song about a poor drunk guy minding
his own business who gets beat up by the cops.
And we even throw in some Dolly Parton material.

Our feature presentation: "The Foreskin Show" or
"Bao Pi Pi Bao" explores the fascinating and bizarre world
of ritual circumcision, and our crack team of investigative
reporters uncover a secret insidious anti-sex conspiracy
with its offices right here in Taipei City. The plot centers
around a group of child terrorists who are kidnapping baby
boys from hospitals and jewish homes around the world to
save their foreskins from circumcision. What these children
don't know is that there is big money being made in the
illegal trade of foreskins on the black market, and powerful
people with a vested interest in the continued popularity of
circumcision.

票價/Ticket Price: 150NT.
兒童/kids : 75NTD.
啤酒 /beer : 30NTD.
(超便宜!!!!cheap ! cheap!cheap!)

地址/address:汐止市康寧街541巷9號/No.9, Lane541,KangNing St, Shijr City
(夢想社區內/in the Dream Community)

編導/劇本/director/scenario :
Adam Ende, YuChen Lin/林禹辰, Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez

製作/produce : 人間包偶戲院/RenJianBao Puppet Theater group

演員與樂手/ Cast & Musicians:
Adam Ende. YuChen/禹辰 . Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez, XiaoMo/但唐謨,
昆蟲白/InsectBai, 提琴妹/viola girl

詳情洽詢/for more info please call: 02- 2695-4113

關於更多人間包偶戲院成員的介紹請至:
To read more about our group and see pictures of our previous work check out
http://bio.magicpuppetindierocketship.com
and
http://www.renjianbao.com

特別感謝/ Thanks to :夢想社區, 小謨 , 昆蟲白 , 提琴妹, Charles, James, Laurence,
妙如, Mike , Almu , 海大副 , Kevin



註:
過去演出場次;

場次/showtime
3/31(Sat) 2:00pm, 7:00pm
(party from lunch time to night, 派對中午開始到晚上)
(DJ 賴Q/LaiQ ,禹辰/YuChen,小/XiaoBai白,妙如/Miao, and secret guest show )
4/1(Sun) 2:00pm, 4/7 (Sat) 2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/8 (Sun) 2:00
4/14(Sat)2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/15(Sun) 2:00
4/21(Sat)2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/22(Sun) 2:00

特別場/Special gig
人間包偶戲:包皮皮包/The foreskin Show w/h One Ring Zero (from NY)
4/10(二) 8:30pm 票價:300NT.
地下社會Underworld 師大路45號B1/B1,No.45,ShiDa Rd,Taipei City

5/5(Sat) Special show! 人間包特別秀- 善緣美術坊皮影戲




人間包偶戲院特別來賓 ~~

共有兩個場次:

5/5 (Sat) 2pm
5/5 (Sat) 7pm

李來鴛

善緣美術坊皮影戲

將上演的戲碼有

1.龜兔三代賽跑~~ 一場龜兔賽跑,居然延續了三代,到底結局事甚麼呢?
跟我們熟悉的龜兔賽跑是一樣的結局嗎?

2.俠女的悲怨~~ 一位俠女,發了慈悲心要除暴安良,消滅色狼,保護女性同
胞. 到底她用甚麼方法來實現她的願望呢? 看了就知道!

另外表演結束後有皮影戲的製作解說,並帶領大家動手做皮影戲. 好玩喔!!


而應夢想社區群觀眾的要求,"包皮皮包"將再加演一場,就是這個星期日!

5/6 2pm

地點/Place: 人間包偶戲院 RenjianBao Puppet Theater
所有場次票價皆: 150NTD.

地圖: http://www.dreamcommunity.org.tw/dream/where.php
traffic guide: http://www.dreamcommunity.org.tw/dreamfoundation/en/modules/Contact/map.htm

另外由人間包製作的新戲,"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"(哭泣的女人)
將在5/12,5/13上演, 敬請期待! :)

人間包電話: 02 - 26954113.

Special Show at Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater. One day only!

As a special treat for you, we have invited our friend Lee Lai Yuan to
perform this saturday. She is a very strange and wonderful and
special woman, and you should really check out her show. Lai Yuan
does beautiful shadow puppet shows which she learned from her uncle,
the cool old shadow puppet master from the south. We dig Lai Yuan,
and we think you will dig her too. And this show will be real fun for
the kids too, with a shadow puppet making workshop for no extra
charge.

2 shows on Saturday, May 5-- 2pm and 7pm.

Each show includes 2 shadow puppet stories and a workshop:

1. "The Story of the Tortoise and the Hare for Three Generations"
This is Lai Yuan's great version of the classic tale of the race
between the tortoise and the hare.

2. "Lament Wish of Chivalrous Woman" The Chivalrous Woman says, "Now
whenever I turn on the tv all I see is sexual advertisements and news
about rape. That really makes me sad and angry. That's why I gotta
learn so many fighting skills to punish lechers and protect women.
When I catch a rapist if he does not repent, but only grins cheekily
and is shameless, I will draw the lecher's mark on his face to warn
others so that he will not go down the three evil paths in the future.
I will get rid of evil men for people. Goodbye!"

3. After the show, everyone is invited to stay for the workshop and
learn shadow puppet making with Lai Yuan for no extra charge. Fun!

Tickets: 150NT cheap!

And on Sunday, May 6 at 2pm we bring you a command performance of "The
Foreskin Show." We love this show so much, we just can't stop playing
it!

Also--Ren Jian Bao's new show, "La Llorona: The Weeping Woman" opens
the second weekend of May. Part weird Mexican ghost story, part
historical black comedy. More information about this show coming
soon!

Call 02-2695-4113 for more information.