在海邊卡夫卡的表演是人間包短期內的最後一場,
目前行程全部結束, 準備南遷台南,
另外有團員待產, 處理簽證延期, 結婚, 等重大人生事宜.
陸續處理完後將會有新的作品.
請等候我們的消息.
再見!!!!!!
no currently shows.
2007年6月6日 星期三
Special thank to Almu
alright, it's my fault,
we forget thank to our beautiful Spanish girl friend Almu,
she made a wonderful beautiful Aztec god in our "La Llorona" show
so great right?! the photo shot by her friend.
and here is her friend's blog in Spanish,
http://taiwantour-guille.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-show.html
some good pictures about La Llorona.
we forget thank to our beautiful Spanish girl friend Almu,
she made a wonderful beautiful Aztec god in our "La Llorona" show
so great right?! the photo shot by her friend.
and here is her friend's blog in Spanish,
http://taiwantour-guille.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-show.html
some good pictures about La Llorona.
2007年6月5日 星期二
包皮皮包在高雄的"子宮"加演！/ One more Foreskin show in KaohSiung!
Date: 6/22 (Fri) 8pm.
ticket / 票價: 200 Ntd. only/ w/a drink
place/ 地點: 高雄市苓雅區和平一路248號3樓
3F, No.248, HePing 1st Rd. LingYa District, KaohSiung City.
tel: 0912-712-602
包皮皮包在高雄的唯一一場演出！！
在一個叫做"子宮"的複合式空間, 這個場地名聽起來很特別不是嗎?
高雄的朋友們, 龐克硬漢少年們！ 快來看這唯一一場在高雄的包皮秀吧,
有偶戲又有搖滾樂, 看我們把"月亮代表我的心"改成催情又暴力,
或是來瞧瞧孕婦打鼓, :o !!!!
警告大家別一邊看秀一邊吃東西, 否則怕你會噴到你女友的臉上喔！！
上次在地下社會表演時, 就有人笑到不能克制, 連我聽到他的笑聲
都快笑場了!
請看包皮皮包的簡介:
由人間包偶戲院的成員藉由偶戲, 龐克樂與錄像帶領大家進行
一趟"世界文化之旅"，有台灣情歌，孫悟空與墨西哥醉漢，
還有美國知名鄉村女歌手Dolly Parton的介紹；還有我們
的主秀:"包皮皮包"。透過這齣戲我們探索奇俗"割禮"，戲
中有一群兒童反抗軍為了拯救小寶寶被割包皮的命運，
勇敢前進台北101揭發"國際反性愛間諜組織"的陰謀，
反而被國家視為兒童恐怖份子，但大家都不知道的是，
在割包皮的背後居然是跟大量金錢的黑市交易有關，
連台灣的政治人物也捲入這場兒童大屠殺的風暴,
這麼kuso的劇情, 千萬別錯過了.
另外子宮他們也為了 Foreskin Show 重作了一張海報,
非常非常GAY!! 他們怎麼知道我們的成員不管男生女生都很GAY?!
very funny!!
The Foreskin Show only one gig in KaohSiung !
Hello!
dear white guy, black guy, gay gus , lesbos!
if u live in KaohSiung, this is the only chance for u to see
this Foreskin Show , please bring ur friends come to have
a drink and watch the show relax on Fri night . this is not
a puppet show for kids, we made this show for people who
can't decide their foreskin destiny! see our description of
the show:
The Foreskin Show:
A multi-media world culture tour featuring puppets,
punk rock, videoand other suprises. The tour takes
us back to ancient china with a ballad about Monkey
King's rebellion in Heaven, then we travel to Mexico
with a mariachi song about a poor drunk guy minding
his own business who gets beat up by the cops.
And we even throw in some Dolly Parton material.
Our feature presentation: "The Foreskin Show" or
"Bao Pi Pi Bao" explores the fascinating and bizarre world
of ritual circumcision, and our crack team of investigative
reporters uncover a secret insidious anti-sex conspiracy
with its offices right here in Taipei City. The plot centers
around a group of child terrorists who are kidnapping baby
boys from hospitals and jewish homes around the world to
save their foreskins from circumcision. What these children
don't know is that there is big money being made in the
illegal trade of foreskins on the black market, and powerful
people with a vested interest in the continued popularity of
circumcision.
人間包 La Llorona 被包養 ！
6/8 ( 四 ) 1pm. at RenjianBao Theater.
Extra gig for 鶯歌陶瓷博物館的館員們.
thank u ! 我們有空也想去鶯歌玩！！
Extra gig for 鶯歌陶瓷博物館的館員們.
thank u ! 我們有空也想去鶯歌玩！！
2007年6月2日 星期六
人間包的廁所 / RenJianBao's bathroom
Ryan, the waiter at the Tree Cafe down the street, comes over to our
theater to take a shit all the time. At first everyone thought this
was kind of weird, but then we realized that it's because white guys
hate to squat when they shit. Ha ha!
Ryan says, "It's the best bathroom in Taiwan!"
Come on over and see for yourselves. You can check out our puppets,
and don't miss the fascinating reading material on the bathroom wall!
theater to take a shit all the time. At first everyone thought this
was kind of weird, but then we realized that it's because white guys
hate to squat when they shit. Ha ha!
Ryan says, "It's the best bathroom in Taiwan!"
Come on over and see for yourselves. You can check out our puppets,
and don't miss the fascinating reading material on the bathroom wall!
2007年5月28日 星期一
人間包小電影週！ RenJianBao Movie Week!!
嗨！
人間包偶戲院這星期又有特別秀, 我們將要播放一些噁心的偶戲短片！！
Sat 6/2 2pm & 7pm
Sun 6/3 2pm
1. 偶戲現場演!
劇名 "狐狸發現玉米小史" -
這個故事來自阿茲提克神話,戲裡的主角有大家最喜歡而且說話不乾淨的豬,
而且別錯過了真的會放屁（要親眼看到你才知道她的奧妙）的狐狸喔！
2. 短片(一)
劇名 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.
3. 短片(二)
劇名 "在法律之前" -
好吧, 這齣戲其實不太噁心, 算是挺文學的作品, 改編自卡夫卡的小說, 大家都
安靜下來吧, 讓我們來看看這齣寂靜的作品.
4. 短片(三)
劇名 "植髮狂潮" -
這齣以梅爾.吉伯遜為主角的愚蠢偶戲, 是由一名美國人丹尼所作, 在我們決定
放映"植髮狂潮"後, 才發現原來他的另一作品是“南方公園“中相當勁暴犀利
的一集: "Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag " ,剛好是我們最愛的短篇之一.
太好了！我們將要在這個鳥不生蛋的汐止市首度正式公映這齣粗俗的小品,
連丹尼他自己也興奮的在短短兩小時間跟我們來回email了十幾封信呢!!
最後, 週末別再待在家裡或是老是去同一個酒吧了,換點新鮮的, 移動你的屁股
來汐止晃晃吧. 我們的墨西哥大戲" La Llorona "只剩下最後三個星期了.
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm
有進一部問題或尋求交通資訊歡迎來電, (02) 2695 4113
人間包部落格: http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/
You are invited!
A special show this weekend only at the Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater.
Saturday, June 2 at 2pm & 7pm, and Sunday, June 3 at 2pm.
Because we care so much about you, our fans, we have decided to celebrate the coming of june and the delicious heat of summer with a weekend of short disgusting puppet shows and puppet movies.
Call 2695-4113 for more information and directions.
Check out what's on the bill:
"How Fox Brought Corn to the World"
Based on a funny aztec creation myth, this story features everyone's favorite potty-mouthed pig. Also don't miss our most amazing puppet invention ever--the incredible visible fart mechanism!
"The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California"
Based on the Charles Bukowski short story, find out what happens when a couple of drunks find a dead body and decide to take it home with them. We can't tell if this is very sad or very funny. Anyway, they used to throw shit at us when we'd do this show in Seattle.
"Before the Law"
Okay, this piece isn't disgusting--it's high-brow and literary. This Kafka parable has haunted me since my teens, really it must be spoken of only in hushed tones.
"The Passion of the Hairplugs"
This crass, obnoxious little puppet movie about Mel Gibson was made by Dani, who, I recently discovered, is the genious responsible for the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag episode of South Park. What an honor to it is for the stoopit and unworthy puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao to be able to present this great man's work right here in our own humble puppet theater in fucking Shijr City.
And don't be a fool. Come see La Llorona. Three more weekends in june!
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm
for more info:
http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-512.html
人間包偶戲院這星期又有特別秀, 我們將要播放一些噁心的偶戲短片！！
Sat 6/2 2pm & 7pm
Sun 6/3 2pm
1. 偶戲現場演!
劇名 "狐狸發現玉米小史" -
這個故事來自阿茲提克神話,戲裡的主角有大家最喜歡而且說話不乾淨的豬,
而且別錯過了真的會放屁（要親眼看到你才知道她的奧妙）的狐狸喔！
2. 短片(一)
劇名 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.
3. 短片(二)
劇名 "在法律之前" -
好吧, 這齣戲其實不太噁心, 算是挺文學的作品, 改編自卡夫卡的小說, 大家都
安靜下來吧, 讓我們來看看這齣寂靜的作品.
4. 短片(三)
劇名 "植髮狂潮" -
這齣以梅爾.吉伯遜為主角的愚蠢偶戲, 是由一名美國人丹尼所作, 在我們決定
放映"植髮狂潮"後, 才發現原來他的另一作品是“南方公園“中相當勁暴犀利
的一集: "Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag " ,剛好是我們最愛的短篇之一.
太好了！我們將要在這個鳥不生蛋的汐止市首度正式公映這齣粗俗的小品,
連丹尼他自己也興奮的在短短兩小時間跟我們來回email了十幾封信呢!!
最後, 週末別再待在家裡或是老是去同一個酒吧了,換點新鮮的, 移動你的屁股
來汐止晃晃吧. 我們的墨西哥大戲" La Llorona "只剩下最後三個星期了.
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm
有進一部問題或尋求交通資訊歡迎來電, (02) 2695 4113
人間包部落格: http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/
You are invited!
A special show this weekend only at the Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater.
Saturday, June 2 at 2pm & 7pm, and Sunday, June 3 at 2pm.
Because we care so much about you, our fans, we have decided to celebrate the coming of june and the delicious heat of summer with a weekend of short disgusting puppet shows and puppet movies.
Call 2695-4113 for more information and directions.
Check out what's on the bill:
"How Fox Brought Corn to the World"
Based on a funny aztec creation myth, this story features everyone's favorite potty-mouthed pig. Also don't miss our most amazing puppet invention ever--the incredible visible fart mechanism!
"The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California"
Based on the Charles Bukowski short story, find out what happens when a couple of drunks find a dead body and decide to take it home with them. We can't tell if this is very sad or very funny. Anyway, they used to throw shit at us when we'd do this show in Seattle.
"Before the Law"
Okay, this piece isn't disgusting--it's high-brow and literary. This Kafka parable has haunted me since my teens, really it must be spoken of only in hushed tones.
"The Passion of the Hairplugs"
This crass, obnoxious little puppet movie about Mel Gibson was made by Dani, who, I recently discovered, is the genious responsible for the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag episode of South Park. What an honor to it is for the stoopit and unworthy puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao to be able to present this great man's work right here in our own humble puppet theater in fucking Shijr City.
And don't be a fool. Come see La Llorona. Three more weekends in june!
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm
for more info:
http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-512.html
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