2007年10月6日 星期六

17世紀 鄭成功與荷蘭人小丑面具 / 17th CENTURY DUTCH CLOWNs.





Although Ren Jian Bao puppet theater is officially on hiatus, we thought it would be fun to teach this workshop at the Chia Nan University in Tainan County. The students are going to go up to Taipei this month to participate in the big Dream Parade, and me and Yuchi helped them create their parade team. We made 9 big masks and a bunch of props. I've been reading up on Taiwan history, so the concept is based on local Tainan history--a team of giant head 17th century dutch clowns. They arrive in Tainan in 1624 and start doing what the 17th century dutch did best--build forts, bully the locals, buy and sell stuff, try to tax everyone they can, and teach their stupid religion to the aboriginals. Our big head dutch have a cow with them pulling a cart full of big blocks which they use to build a fort, and then Jheng Chenggong shows up and boots their asses outta here in 1662. We made all this stuff in just 8 days. I'm really proud of these kids--I taught them a lot of new stuff, using a lot of unfamiliar materials--they had never done anything like this before, and we really made some beautiful things and had a lot of fun. They are going to have a really strong parade team with lots of history and lots of shtick. Ja yo!

雖然我們搬家了,也不作戲, 不過前兩天剛結束一個工作坊,
幫助嘉南藥理大學的學生, 在短短短短短八天內,
設計了他們要去台北夢想嘉年華遊行的主題.
以台南歷史鄭成功趕跑荷蘭人為故事. 做了面具服裝等等.

很短ㄋㄟ, 才八天ㄋㄟ, 學生每天利用晚上到午夜做的,
而且他們完全沒有經驗, 第一次接觸玉米粉的魔力.
但很可愛不是嗎!?

NO SHOWS NOW!! BABY IS COMING SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. Maybe you were wondering what is going on with the Ren Jian Bao puppet theater. Well, we've taken a little hiatus. Me and Yuchen have moved down to Tainan City to have a baby. Here--I drew this picture about it:



There are a couple of things in the drawing that bear explanation. The chinese character on the sign with the arrow is nan which means south. And the caveman with the mohawk and the uke is speaking spanish--he's saying, "Baby, don't complain. You see--that's what happens to you for sleeping without panties. You pig!" Ha ha. Also note another thing about this drawing--check out how much Yuchen's titties have grown since she got pregnant! What luck! If I had known about this before I would have started knocking chicks up a long time ago. Listen, if you are lucky enough to have a nice girlfriend or boyfriend, why don't you get off your computer and go fuck now--without a condom. You can always come back and read this later.

So anyway, now me and Yuchi are enjoying life in Tainan City, and find ourselves very busy with lots of heavy nesting.

Meanwhile, Tomas, our favorite Mexican, has gone off to make giant puppets in france with a bunch of frenchmen. Fucking gabachos! Anyway, he's hoping to learn a lot of new skills from these guys, and we expect him back in March. We miss you, Tomas! Come back soon!

The baby will be popping out real soon, and then we'll have a new little puppeteer on our team. And we'll keep you posted on our new shows and activities as they come up.

各位朋友!

我們搬新家了! (其實已經搬了非常久,自七月開始...)
人間包現在因為有新成員即將誕生(其實是有小寶寶其將誕生),
所以我們短期內都不會有戲.

再會了! 朋友!!