2007年5月28日 星期一

人間包小電影週! RenJianBao Movie Week!!

嗨!
人間包偶戲院這星期又有特別秀, 我們將要播放一些噁心的偶戲短片!!

Sat 6/2 2pm & 7pm
Sun 6/3 2pm

1. 偶戲現場演!
劇名 "狐狸發現玉米小史" -
這個故事來自阿茲提克神話,戲裡的主角有大家最喜歡而且說話不乾淨的豬,
而且別錯過了真的會放屁(要親眼看到你才知道她的奧妙)的狐狸喔!

2. 短片(一)
劇名 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.

3. 短片(二)
劇名 "在法律之前" -
好吧, 這齣戲其實不太噁心, 算是挺文學的作品, 改編自卡夫卡的小說, 大家都
安靜下來吧, 讓我們來看看這齣寂靜的作品.

4. 短片(三)
劇名 "植髮狂潮" -
這齣以梅爾.吉伯遜為主角的愚蠢偶戲, 是由一名美國人丹尼所作, 在我們決定
放映"植髮狂潮"後, 才發現原來他的另一作品是“南方公園“中相當勁暴犀利
的一集: "Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag " ,剛好是我們最愛的短篇之一.
太好了!我們將要在這個鳥不生蛋的汐止市首度正式公映這齣粗俗的小品,
連丹尼他自己也興奮的在短短兩小時間跟我們來回email了十幾封信呢!!


最後, 週末別再待在家裡或是老是去同一個酒吧了,換點新鮮的, 移動你的屁股
來汐止晃晃吧. 我們的墨西哥大戲" La Llorona "只剩下最後三個星期了.

6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

有進一部問題或尋求交通資訊歡迎來電, (02) 2695 4113
人間包部落格: http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/



You are invited!

A special show this weekend only at the Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater.

Saturday, June 2 at 2pm & 7pm, and Sunday, June 3 at 2pm.

Because we care so much about you, our fans, we have decided to celebrate the coming of june and the delicious heat of summer with a weekend of short disgusting puppet shows and puppet movies.

Call 2695-4113 for more information and directions.

Check out what's on the bill:

"How Fox Brought Corn to the World"
Based on a funny aztec creation myth, this story features everyone's favorite potty-mouthed pig. Also don't miss our most amazing puppet invention ever--the incredible visible fart mechanism!

"The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California"
Based on the Charles Bukowski short story, find out what happens when a couple of drunks find a dead body and decide to take it home with them. We can't tell if this is very sad or very funny. Anyway, they used to throw shit at us when we'd do this show in Seattle.

"Before the Law"
Okay, this piece isn't disgusting--it's high-brow and literary. This Kafka parable has haunted me since my teens, really it must be spoken of only in hushed tones.

"The Passion of the Hairplugs"
This crass, obnoxious little puppet movie about Mel Gibson was made by Dani, who, I recently discovered, is the genious responsible for the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag episode of South Park. What an honor to it is for the stoopit and unworthy puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao to be able to present this great man's work right here in our own humble puppet theater in fucking Shijr City.

And don't be a fool. Come see La Llorona. Three more weekends in june!
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

for more info:
http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-512.html




2007年5月27日 星期日

Peace Festival.6/1 (五/Fri) - La Llorona show.

we are going to has a show at Peace Festival,
6/1 (五/Fri) 10pm - La Llorona show.

check out what they do and traffic info.
http://www.hopingforhoping.com/
http://www.hopingforhoping.com/gettingtherec.shtml

2007年5月25日 星期五

我們的家屬, 家鼠

哈! 這隻小老鼠很可愛吧, 正在偷吃起司.
他不過只是 La Llorona 中關於中南美洲玉米傳說的一個小角色,
只有演幾秒而已, 但是亞當做了好機天呢.

引用: 小 Mo's 最愛墨西哥!

這是小Mo寫的關於墨西哥與 La Llorona 的文章, 有趣的很, 從墨西哥食物到歌曲
到女鬼傳說到摔角殭尸電影, 全都包了包了! 推薦大家來瞧瞧.
http://blog.chinatimes.com/justsaymo/archive/2007/05/23/168921.html

還有這篇 “泰國同志新玩法“
好有趣喔! 去過泰國的人大概都體驗過泰國人的熱情純真奔放, 我們走在路上每天
都有人請我們停下來喝酒吃飯或是參加辦桌呢, 所以我幾乎完全相信感受到了小Mo
所介紹的泰國同志的熱情 , 真好玩, 香料四溢的國家, 絕對催情啊!而在泰國勢力如
日中天的同志文化, 據我們住在泰國朋友的敘述, 真是警察寧願去抓手機上是否有下
載色情動畫而動不了這些好同志呢!
http://blog.chinatimes.com/justsaymo/archive/2005/09/14/16411.aspx

另外聊一下戲院裡的外籍傭兵, 之前有位以色列年輕小廚師藉由“沙發衝浪“認識了我
的朋友“妙“進而認識了我們, 從此 ,他就離不開戲院了, 老是跟在亞當的屁股後面叨叨
敘敘的跟他說話, 每個星期都叫他在台灣認識的新朋友來看戲, 做泡菜給大家吃(這個
以色列人怎磨做起泡菜來勒?), 溜去墾丁春吶時就把護照留給亞當用了(大概是愛上
亞當了吧,也難怪, 亞當也是帥帥挺可愛的), 看來他很相信跟他同種族的同胞呢!

另外有位年僅16歲的少女蘇非, 她被她媽媽從西雅圖送來戲院跟我們一起生活工作一
個月, 在美國時, 她逃家, 絕對不是因為她的父母不夠酷, 而是因為她喜歡在街上流浪
刺激的生活, 所以她睡橋下, 吸毒, 喝酒, 偷東西, 乞討, 同時她又才華洋溢, 她做的小
木偶與配色都很出色, 對很多樂器跟事情都覺得新鮮好奇, 對她唯一需要小心注意的是
,如果把食物放在她眼前恐怕30秒就消失了!! 總結是呢, 我們很享受她在的時光,
也許我們要用戲院的名義登入“沙發衝浪“了, 所以會有更多的有趣的幫手!!
台灣的朋友們, 也歡迎你們加入啊!

這張照片是蘇非她做的 La Llorona 的小孩, 衣服是湯馬斯所作.

2007年5月24日 星期四

人間包的玉米娘娘 / RenJianBao's Corn Goddess




我們的玉米神是位娘娘, 她的黃金玉米乳與香甜玉米粒在早期給了墨西哥原住民
無窮的力量,製造出各式各樣的玉米食物, 人民賴此維生, 有了金色閃耀的阿茲提克文化,
而人間包的偶戲師父與戲子們呢, 則是拿玉米粉做糨糊來製作人偶道具,
我們愛玉米娘娘!!

而說到我們所使用的媒材, 我們有點小堅持就是盡量用廢棄物來製作, 像是工地的水泥
紙袋就是我們的最愛, 租俗又大碗, 那些厚厚的牛皮紙拿來作偶最好用了!而竹筷拿來
再利用也是應該的, 不知道為甚麼, 要錢的東西我們用來就是不順手, 撿大家不要的東西
多好啊, 順便減少廢棄物的囤積量, 雖然我們做的偶也沒幾頓重, 不過做多少算多少嘍.
來瞧瞧廉價藝術的宣言, 他們也是身體力行的環保人士呢.

這個宣言來自 Bread and Puppet
http://www.aisling.net/am/cheapart.htm

包皮皮包中的人偶回顧/The Foreskin Show's puppet portrait (2)


包皮皮包中的人偶回顧/The Foreskin Show's puppet portrait (1)





Anti "Anti-Sex Conspiracy" Pamphlet- 兒童反抗軍對"國際反性愛間諜組織"的宣戰 !!

這是我們的處女秀"包皮皮包"中的
兒童反抗軍對"國際反性愛間諜組織"的宣戰文宣 !!
在表演時由一群平均年齡在8歲左右的小朋友在現場遊行發給觀眾,
那一幕觀眾的表情真有趣,
因為誰都沒想到會真的有一群小朋友把整個觀眾席都化為舞台,
整個場子都熱起來了.!



全世界小孩團結在一起
停止割包皮的野蠻行為 

你知道嗎? 
在美國,醫生會為幫新生的嬰兒割掉包皮, 
但是並沒有人詢問過可憐無辜的嬰兒寶寶,問他們是不是也想割包皮 
移除包皮之後,老二的敏感度會永久降低 
他們的性生活都還沒開始,就已經被毀了 
而且,切掉包皮痛得要死 
誰該負責? 
不是醫生的錯,也不是猶太人的錯。幕後操縱的是國際反性愛間諜組織.。
他們才是痛很小雞雞的人。 
國際反性愛間諜組織已經滲透在世界各地 
可憐的猶太人,和上帝定了愚蠢的約定。也屈服在反性愛風潮中,
剛出生的猶太嬰兒,就被割掉了包皮。 
醫生也是反性愛的共謀者,多年來也在不斷宣導割包皮對健康的益處,全是一派胡言。 
恐懼性愛的可惡基督教,把婚前性行為視為罪惡,反對生育控制,提倡愚蠢的真愛運動。
更是這股反性愛行動中,聲音最大的幕後操縱者。 
中國儒家主張男女授受不親,認為射精會耗損元氣;
回教徒女性包裹全身,讓男性無法觀看,也都在助長反性愛的風氣。 
原本應該是開放自由的女性主義,也加入了可惡基督教的行列,無聊無謂地反對色情工業。 
色情業者本身也被反性愛風潮波及。割掉包皮的老二,充斥在色情片當中,
把割包皮塑造成全球性的儀式。某些男性戀者,也把割包皮當作一股流行風。

我們要告訴那些大人,我們受夠了!我們雖然還不知道性愛是甚麼,
但是我們知道我們想健康的長大,在積極樂觀的性愛世界中長大,雞雞萬歲!ㄋㄟㄋㄟ萬歲!!



BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! STOP CIRCUMCISION NOW!

Did you know?
* In America doctors routinely perform circumcisions on newborn baby boys before the baby even leaves the hospital.
* Nobody ever asks the poor helpless innocent little baby his opinion about circumcision.
* Removal of the foreskin reduces the sensitivity of the penis forever.
* Our sex lives are screwed up before they even get started.
* It hurts like hell to get you foreskin cut off!

Who is responsible?

It's not the jews' fault. Not even the doctors are to blame. It's the secret international anti-sex conspiracy
who are behind this--they are the only ones who hate the wiener so much.
The Anti-sex conspiracy has already infiltrated all parts of society:
* The poor jews were taken in by anti-sex forces from the very beginning when they made that dumb pact with god.
* The doctors have been complicit for years spreading lies that circumcision in a health issue.
* Of course the damn christians who are totally freaked out by sex have been major players in the anti-sex arena
with all their dopey ideas about how premarital sex is a sin, and that whole insane virgin birth notion.
* Frigging Buddhist monks aren't even supposed to touch women, fer chrissakes.
* The Chinese have this wacky idea that ejaculation diminishes the chi.
* The Muslims are afraid to even look at women, so they keep their women all wrapped up in those stupid veils and
robes.
* The feminists who you would expect to be more progressive in their thinking have joined forces with the damn
christians in their annoying fight against pornography.
* Even the porno industry itself has fallen under the spell of the anti-sex forces, featuring predominantly circumcised
cocks, which helps to create a worldwide cult of circumcision, and has led to the fashion circumcisions so popular in
the gay community of Taiwan today.

It's time for us kids to let the grownups know that we're fed up! We don't even know what
sex is yet, but we know we want to grow up in a healthy, sex-positive world. Hooray for penis!
Hooray for vagina! Hooray for titties!

2007年5月5日 星期六

人間包新戲"La Llorona"(哭泣的女人), 5/12 首演!






人間包偶戲院第二彈

"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"
中譯“哭泣的女人“
將於5/12日 下午2點首演.

這是一齣融合了墨西哥歷史與鬼故事的黑色喜劇, 由於西班牙軍隊大批進駐並殖民於墨西哥,使原本美麗的愛情, 化成為一個永恆的悲劇詛咒.

在此要對保守又傳統的父母們提出警告: 以人間包的立場我們覺得這齣戲是適合全齡觀賞.不過再這齣戲裡包含了人偶暴力,人偶殺戮,人偶強暴,血腥,嘔吐.對墨西哥原住民文化的摧毀,還有說話不乾淨的豬.


Ren Jian Bao Theater Presents:

"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"

Part Weird Mexican Ghost Story. Part historical black comedy. A tragic tale of love, loss and eternal damnation, set against the backdrop of the Spanish conquest of Mexico.

Warning for uptight parents: we, the puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao feel this show is pretty okay for kids of all ages. But be forewarned: This show contains scenes of puppet on puppet violence, puppet murder, puppet rape, blood, puke, the destruction of proud indigenous cultures, and a potty-mouthed pig.

{{ 場次/showtime }}

5/12 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/13 (sun) 2pm
5/19 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/20 (sun) 2pm
5/26 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 5/27 (sun) 2pm
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm

演員/cast: Adam Ende . Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez , XiaoMo/但唐謨, Sophia , YuChen/禹辰
樂手/musician: Kevin.
製作/Produce: 人間包偶戲院

地點: 人間包偶戲院 (夢想社區內)
汐止市康寧街541巷9號 電話: 02- 26954113
Email: doncablin@gmail.com

感謝/special thanks to: XiaoMo/但唐謨, Kevin, 妙如

2007年5月3日 星期四

5/6 人間包偶戲院 - 包皮皮包 "The Foreskin Show"







經過了五個星期 , 人間包戲院的處女秀"包皮皮包" 終於要暫時落幕了,
請把握最後一場表演, 5/6, 2pm, 就是這個星期日:o)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


人間包偶戲院

處女秀

"笑中帶淚 一團稀爛 敗壞 美麗的偶世界"
(語言綜合秀 以中文 英文 西班牙語綜合呈現)

RenJianBao Puppet Theater presents:

"Sad, Funny, Fucked Up, Beautiful Puppet World"
(a tri-lingual show in Chinese, English and Spanish)


人間包偶戲院是一座新的實驗劇場,座落於汐止市,
成員來自台灣,墨西哥,美國,而這場表演,將
由偶戲與龐克帶領大家進行一趟"世界文化之旅",有台灣
情歌,孫悟空與墨西哥醉漢,還有美國知名鄉村女歌手
Dolly Parton的介紹;還有我們的主秀:"包皮皮包"。
透過這齣戲我們探索奇俗"割禮",戲中有一群兒童反抗軍
為了拯救小寶寶被割包皮的命運,勇敢前進台北101揭發
"國際反性愛間諜組織"的陰謀,反而被國家視為兒童恐怖
份子,但大家都不知道的是,在割包皮的背後居然是跟大
量金錢的黑市交易有關,結局到底是呢?千萬別錯過了.

A multi-media world culture tour featuring puppets,
punk rock, videoand other suprises. The tour takes
us back to ancient china with a ballad about Monkey
King's rebellion in Heaven, then we travel to Mexico
with a mariachi song about a poor drunk guy minding
his own business who gets beat up by the cops.
And we even throw in some Dolly Parton material.

Our feature presentation: "The Foreskin Show" or
"Bao Pi Pi Bao" explores the fascinating and bizarre world
of ritual circumcision, and our crack team of investigative
reporters uncover a secret insidious anti-sex conspiracy
with its offices right here in Taipei City. The plot centers
around a group of child terrorists who are kidnapping baby
boys from hospitals and jewish homes around the world to
save their foreskins from circumcision. What these children
don't know is that there is big money being made in the
illegal trade of foreskins on the black market, and powerful
people with a vested interest in the continued popularity of
circumcision.

票價/Ticket Price: 150NT.
兒童/kids : 75NTD.
啤酒 /beer : 30NTD.
(超便宜!!!!cheap ! cheap!cheap!)

地址/address:汐止市康寧街541巷9號/No.9, Lane541,KangNing St, Shijr City
(夢想社區內/in the Dream Community)

編導/劇本/director/scenario :
Adam Ende, YuChen Lin/林禹辰, Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez

製作/produce : 人間包偶戲院/RenJianBao Puppet Theater group

演員與樂手/ Cast & Musicians:
Adam Ende. YuChen/禹辰 . Tomas Edgar Luna Lopez, XiaoMo/但唐謨,
昆蟲白/InsectBai, 提琴妹/viola girl

詳情洽詢/for more info please call: 02- 2695-4113

關於更多人間包偶戲院成員的介紹請至:
To read more about our group and see pictures of our previous work check out
http://bio.magicpuppetindierocketship.com
and
http://www.renjianbao.com

特別感謝/ Thanks to :夢想社區, 小謨 , 昆蟲白 , 提琴妹, Charles, James, Laurence,
妙如, Mike , Almu , 海大副 , Kevin



註:
過去演出場次;

場次/showtime
3/31(Sat) 2:00pm, 7:00pm
(party from lunch time to night, 派對中午開始到晚上)
(DJ 賴Q/LaiQ ,禹辰/YuChen,小/XiaoBai白,妙如/Miao, and secret guest show )
4/1(Sun) 2:00pm, 4/7 (Sat) 2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/8 (Sun) 2:00
4/14(Sat)2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/15(Sun) 2:00
4/21(Sat)2:00pm&7:00pm, 4/22(Sun) 2:00

特別場/Special gig
人間包偶戲:包皮皮包/The foreskin Show w/h One Ring Zero (from NY)
4/10(二) 8:30pm 票價:300NT.
地下社會Underworld 師大路45號B1/B1,No.45,ShiDa Rd,Taipei City

5/5(Sat) Special show! 人間包特別秀- 善緣美術坊皮影戲




人間包偶戲院特別來賓 ~~

共有兩個場次:

5/5 (Sat) 2pm
5/5 (Sat) 7pm

李來鴛

善緣美術坊皮影戲

將上演的戲碼有

1.龜兔三代賽跑~~ 一場龜兔賽跑,居然延續了三代,到底結局事甚麼呢?
跟我們熟悉的龜兔賽跑是一樣的結局嗎?

2.俠女的悲怨~~ 一位俠女,發了慈悲心要除暴安良,消滅色狼,保護女性同
胞. 到底她用甚麼方法來實現她的願望呢? 看了就知道!

另外表演結束後有皮影戲的製作解說,並帶領大家動手做皮影戲. 好玩喔!!


而應夢想社區群觀眾的要求,"包皮皮包"將再加演一場,就是這個星期日!

5/6 2pm

地點/Place: 人間包偶戲院 RenjianBao Puppet Theater
所有場次票價皆: 150NTD.

地圖: http://www.dreamcommunity.org.tw/dream/where.php
traffic guide: http://www.dreamcommunity.org.tw/dreamfoundation/en/modules/Contact/map.htm

另外由人間包製作的新戲,"La Llorona: The Weeping Woman"(哭泣的女人)
將在5/12,5/13上演, 敬請期待! :)

人間包電話: 02 - 26954113.

Special Show at Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater. One day only!

As a special treat for you, we have invited our friend Lee Lai Yuan to
perform this saturday. She is a very strange and wonderful and
special woman, and you should really check out her show. Lai Yuan
does beautiful shadow puppet shows which she learned from her uncle,
the cool old shadow puppet master from the south. We dig Lai Yuan,
and we think you will dig her too. And this show will be real fun for
the kids too, with a shadow puppet making workshop for no extra
charge.

2 shows on Saturday, May 5-- 2pm and 7pm.

Each show includes 2 shadow puppet stories and a workshop:

1. "The Story of the Tortoise and the Hare for Three Generations"
This is Lai Yuan's great version of the classic tale of the race
between the tortoise and the hare.

2. "Lament Wish of Chivalrous Woman" The Chivalrous Woman says, "Now
whenever I turn on the tv all I see is sexual advertisements and news
about rape. That really makes me sad and angry. That's why I gotta
learn so many fighting skills to punish lechers and protect women.
When I catch a rapist if he does not repent, but only grins cheekily
and is shameless, I will draw the lecher's mark on his face to warn
others so that he will not go down the three evil paths in the future.
I will get rid of evil men for people. Goodbye!"

3. After the show, everyone is invited to stay for the workshop and
learn shadow puppet making with Lai Yuan for no extra charge. Fun!

Tickets: 150NT cheap!

And on Sunday, May 6 at 2pm we bring you a command performance of "The
Foreskin Show." We love this show so much, we just can't stop playing
it!

Also--Ren Jian Bao's new show, "La Llorona: The Weeping Woman" opens
the second weekend of May. Part weird Mexican ghost story, part
historical black comedy. More information about this show coming
soon!

Call 02-2695-4113 for more information.