人間包小電影週！ RenJianBao Movie Week!!

嗨！
人間包偶戲院這星期又有特別秀, 我們將要播放一些噁心的偶戲短片！！

Sat 6/2 2pm & 7pm
Sun 6/3 2pm

1. 偶戲現場演!
劇名 "狐狸發現玉米小史" -
這個故事來自阿茲提克神話,戲裡的主角有大家最喜歡而且說話不乾淨的豬,
而且別錯過了真的會放屁（要親眼看到你才知道她的奧妙）的狐狸喔！

2. 短片(一)
劇名 "在加州的威尼斯與美人魚相幹" -
故事依照 查爾斯.布考司基 的原著來演. 台灣也有出版, 這個短篇收錄在
“ 進去. 出來. 結束“ 裡. 戲裡的兩個酒鬼他們發現了一個女屍於是把她帶
回家@%..*&%.,我們分不清這個個故事到底是悲傷還是有趣, 不管如何, 當
這齣偶戲在西雅圖演出時幾乎被觀眾噓下台. 呴, 好像真的挺噁心的.

3. 短片(二)
劇名 "在法律之前" -
好吧, 這齣戲其實不太噁心, 算是挺文學的作品, 改編自卡夫卡的小說, 大家都
安靜下來吧, 讓我們來看看這齣寂靜的作品.

4. 短片(三)
劇名 "植髮狂潮" -
這齣以梅爾.吉伯遜為主角的愚蠢偶戲, 是由一名美國人丹尼所作, 在我們決定
放映"植髮狂潮"後, 才發現原來他的另一作品是“南方公園“中相當勁暴犀利
的一集: "Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag " ,剛好是我們最愛的短篇之一.
太好了！我們將要在這個鳥不生蛋的汐止市首度正式公映這齣粗俗的小品,
連丹尼他自己也興奮的在短短兩小時間跟我們來回email了十幾封信呢!!


最後, 週末別再待在家裡或是老是去同一個酒吧了,換點新鮮的, 移動你的屁股
來汐止晃晃吧. 我們的墨西哥大戲" La Llorona "只剩下最後三個星期了.

6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

有進一部問題或尋求交通資訊歡迎來電, (02) 2695 4113
人間包部落格: http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/



You are invited!

A special show this weekend only at the Ren Jian Bao Puppet Theater.

Saturday, June 2 at 2pm & 7pm, and Sunday, June 3 at 2pm.

Because we care so much about you, our fans, we have decided to celebrate the coming of june and the delicious heat of summer with a weekend of short disgusting puppet shows and puppet movies.

Call 2695-4113 for more information and directions.

Check out what's on the bill:

"How Fox Brought Corn to the World"
Based on a funny aztec creation myth, this story features everyone's favorite potty-mouthed pig. Also don't miss our most amazing puppet invention ever--the incredible visible fart mechanism!

"The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California"
Based on the Charles Bukowski short story, find out what happens when a couple of drunks find a dead body and decide to take it home with them. We can't tell if this is very sad or very funny. Anyway, they used to throw shit at us when we'd do this show in Seattle.

"Before the Law"
Okay, this piece isn't disgusting--it's high-brow and literary. This Kafka parable has haunted me since my teens, really it must be spoken of only in hushed tones.

"The Passion of the Hairplugs"
This crass, obnoxious little puppet movie about Mel Gibson was made by Dani, who, I recently discovered, is the genious responsible for the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douchebag episode of South Park. What an honor to it is for the stoopit and unworthy puppeteers of Ren Jian Bao to be able to present this great man's work right here in our own humble puppet theater in fucking Shijr City.

And don't be a fool. Come see La Llorona. Three more weekends in june!
6/ 9 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/10 (sun) 2pm
6/16 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/17 (sun) 2pm
6/23 (sat) 2pm, 7pm. 6/24 (sun) 2pm

for more info:
http://renjianbao.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-llorona-512.html